Funny Fake Book and Author Titles

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Jan 22, 2011

(Source: New Routes No. 43)

"A Great Plenty" by E. Nuff

"How to Cut Grass" by Lon Moore

"Breaking the Law" by Kermit A. Krime

"Chest Pain" by I. Koffalott

"Housework" by Dustin Cook

"I Love Mathematics" by Adam Up

"Armed Heists" by Robin Banks

"Allegiance to the King" by Neil Downe

"Get Moving" by Sheik Alegg

"Girl on a Budget" by Penny Pincher

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(Source: New Routes No. 43)

"A Great Plenty" by E. Nuff

"How to Cut Grass" by Lon Moore

"Breaking the Law" by Kermit A. Krime

"Chest Pain" by I. Koffalott

"Housework" by Dustin Cook

"I Love Mathematics" by Adam Up

"Armed Heists" by Robin Banks

"Allegiance to the King" by Neil Downe

"Get Moving" by Sheik Alegg

"Girl on a Budget" by Penny Pincher

"Is O.J. Guilty" by Howard I. Know

"A Stitch in Time" by Justin Case

Enjoy

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Cute! Jan 22, 2011

How about: You Want Me To Do What? by Shirley U. Jest

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Gabriela Lozano

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Very funny! Jan 22, 2011

Thanks for the laughs, Paul, this is very funny

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In memoriam

A few more Jan 23, 2011

Almost Made It as a Russian Ballerina, by Sonya Yetsova

Are You Hungry, Monkey? by Ava Banana

I'll Go Second, by Hugo First

How to Keep Fit, by Jim Nasticks

Senior Citizens, by Jerry Attricks

Christmas Music, by Carol Singers

Droopy-Drawers, by Lucy Lastic

A New Invention, by Pat Pending

Keep On Trying, by Percy Veer

A New Dawn Coming, by Tamara Morning

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JPW (X)

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The Joys of Pig Farming ... Jan 23, 2011

... by Chris P. Bacon

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lots more Jan 23, 2011

http://www.allowe.com/Humor/book/Funny%20Book%20Titles.htm

better to link to the page

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Jack Doughty

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In memoriam

Omission from list Jan 24, 2011

I see they included Leo Tolstoy, by Warren Peace; but they forgot Victor Hugo, by Les Miserables.

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iloveyo

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title Mar 2, 2013

i love these title they are fun

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sviola1160

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Here's a few more: Jun 7, 2013

Computers for Dummies by P.C. Lerner
Physical Education by Jim Shorts
Blinded by the Light by I.C. Clerly
Tools of the Trade by M.C. Hammer
Cowboys and Indians by T.P. Hutt
Yellow River by I.P. Daly

Sue

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Alexander C. Thomson

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Satisfyingly puerile ones Jun 8, 2013

The ones told in the school bus are the ones that cracked me up the most in my life:

The Great Wall of China Clean-up by Hu Flung Dung
[yes, I know the middle syllable isnʼt actually allowed by Chinese phonotactics …]

Size Matters by Ivor Biggan

Coup in Papua New Guinea by Jack Tuat … oh wait, that last one actually happened.

[Edited at 2013-06-08 16:12 GMT]

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Triston Goodwin

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Maybe I should write a book? Jun 8, 2013

"Bad Loss" by Goodwin?

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Дуглас Амикс

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Haha Mar 28, 2018

Lines in the sand by Dick dragon
Hole in the mattress by Mr completely
Seamen on the ceiling by who slung cum
Rusty bed springs by I.P freely
Under the bleachers by symore butts
Bloody sack by tiger loose

Can't believe I haven't seen any of these.

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James White

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Have you heard of this book Jun 23, 2018

over population in China by yephuck emwong

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real life Jun 25, 2018

The name of the gynecologist for the birth of my first child was Dr. Nurse. It created no end of confusion when the clerk at another hospital was taking down my history and asked "Doctor?" and I answered "Nurse". When I expanded that to "Dr. Nurse" she was almost irate, "I know there was a doctor and a nurse. What was the doctor's name, please!"

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